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Are you playing against a bot in poker?
..not everyone in poker is human.
There are a lot of rumors and misconceptions about bots in Poker, ranging from how they work, to what exactly they are, and whether or not players should fear them. Bots in competative games aren’t a new trend, they’ve been around for years dating back to artificial opponents in chess. At its core, a poker bot is a simple program that tracks and translates the cards dealt into mathematical equations and acts (ie. raises, folds etc.) according the odds of each possible outcome. But they’re far from a ‘set it and forget it’ program to rake in facebook poker chips.
Most experts in poker seem to agree that poker bots are only ever successful in Limit Texas holdem due to its primarily mathematical structure, and that they seem to lag behind human players in No Limit Texas Holdem due to the large “all in” variable that bots have trouble dealing with. But this doesn’t mean that they’re not out there being used in both real money and facebook texas holdem rooms to win poker chips.
No hard statistics exist about just how much bot play might be out there in poker rooms across the internet, obviously because such a thing is nearly impossible to gauge. Most real money rooms ban players accounts and freeze their funds if they’re caught using bots, because players feel that it might give others an unfair advantage to have a computer calculating odds for them. Poker pro Barry Goldstein has a different view on bots in texas holdem however:
“I believe poker sites should allow bots, but only on clearly defined tables. Players should know who the bots are, and have the choice if they would like to play them or not.”
But most regular folks feel that bots offer too much opportunity for collusion, where a bot operator might be running 4 or 5 bots at the same time, sharing hand knowledge between the bots to fleece unsuspecting players who wander into the room. Anyone who has ever played facebook texas holdem poker has probably come across a bot at least once or twice, especially in the mid level rooms. All the tell tale signs are there: mechanical better, never talks to other players, never buys any gifts or drinks, no friends on their friend list etc. The next time you’re grinding in the rooms trying to win some facebook poker chips keep in mind that the disciplined player across the table from you may not be a human at all.
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Women are only after your Facebook Chips.
Hot girls on Facebook aren't always "girls"
What is it about women that makes guys lose their all common sense in poker? Have you ever seen how guys react to a girl with a hot profile picture in Facebook Texas Holdem poker? The moment they enter the room every guy at the table sends her a friend request. Then come the random gifts of champage or hearts, followed by the smooth one liners.. “yor hot”.
Did you ever stop and wonder just how many of those girls who play facebook texas holdem poker are actually really beautiful women? Do gorgeous women generally sit around playing facebook poker? It seems like all it takes to fool naive guys in poker is some pictures of a hot young girl and they lose all common sense. The truth is, most of the these so called super models are actually just guys desperate for facebook poker chips. When they can’t find facebook poker bots, or facebook poker hacks, or cheats for facebook poker, they swallow their pride and turn to whoring themselves out in the poker tables hoping to score some pokerchips from guys desperate enough to fall for their tricks.
Noone really gets hurt I guess since the guys think they’re having a conversation with a beautiful girl and the “girls” are getting free facebook poker chips. But it just goes to show ya how far a pair of boobs.. or even a picture of boobs will get in you in this world.
The glory of Facebook Poker's top 100 list
The best players try to get a spot on the top 100 list, which is a list of Facebook’s top players from around the world. You need around 5 billion facebook poker chips just to get your name on the list, and some of the top players have as much as 50 billion or more. Considering around 15 million people play the game, getting your name on the list can be quite an honor and accomplishment, and a great way to show off and prove your facebook texas holdem poker skills to other friends on facebook.
The rules of Facebook Poker are quite simple and anyone can learn to play with just a few million facebook chips. After sitting at a table a player gets dealt 2 cards and based on those cards the user can either call the minimum bet required to see the flop or fold. The flop is a set of 3 cards that opens in the center of the table. After seeing these 3 cards players can again choose to “check” or “bet” depending on the strength of their hand. After the flop comes the turn, which is a single card, followed by another round of betting with facebook poker chips. And finally the “river” card is shown, followed by a final round of betting. Then players who stayed in the hand must show their cards to see who has the strongest hand. The winner gets the pot of facebook poker chips.
Why playing poker on Facebook is better than real life.
5 Reasons playing with Facebook Poker Chips can be more fun than real money games
1. You don’t need to do any organizing with Facebook poker
If you are having a poker game round at your house, there is a lot of organizing to be done. You need to make sure you have all the right equipment in place for the game – poker table, poker chips and cards as well as some sort of snacks and nibbles. You might be there for a long time so you need to provide some refreshments for your guests. With Facebook Poker you can just log in and play.
2. You don’t need to rely on friends showing up for the game.
Most people have one or two friends who are unreliable. If you play poker online you don’t need to rely on everyone turning up at the appointed hour for the home table game. When you play home poker there is always the dread that the phone is going to ring and somebody is going to call off at the last minute. You don’t get that with facebook poker, you just turn up and play against whoever else is online in the rooms.
3. You can play for as long as you want to, or at least until you run out of facebook poker chips
When you play poker on the internet it is up to you how long you play for, you don’t need to wait until all your friends have had enough and want to go home. Or if you’re the type of poker player who always wants to player on after everyone else is burnt out and ready for bed, you can do so on on facebook texas holdem poker or myspace texas holdem poker.
4. You can play Facebook Poker any time you choose.
When you are trying to organize a real life poker game, one of the biggest obstacles is getting all of your friends available at the same time. You might need to wait for weeks until they can make it on the same night, people are very busy nowadays and nobody seems to have much spare time any more. But you can have a game of Facebook Texas Holdem any time of the day.
5. You can go and do something else instead.
If you want out of the game it is very hard when it is taking place in your house! You might be on a big losing streak or you might be tired or even bored with the company but if the poker game is in your house you’ll need to be there until the end.