You chase anything and everything.

When you get 7 – 2 offsuit, the first thing that comes to your mind is “I should fold this…but what if 7 – 7 – 2 comes on the flop? The poker donkey is the eternal optimist, unable and unwilling to put down any cards because of the 3% chance that he might land a huge hand on the flop and is eager to push his facebook poker chips into the pot.

You were born to call.

Did someone who has been raising the entire hand just go all in with their facebook poker chips after the river? They probably have a very strong hand, but what the hell right? Call their bet and show ‘em whose boss with your monster pocket pair! A donkey will call just about every raise of facebook poker chips if there is the smallest chance that they might hit their flush or straight, however slim the chances. Donkeys love the excitement of being “in the pot” and to them poker is more of adrenaline rush then a game of skill and discipline.

You love to bluff.

The facebook poker donkey is a master of bluffing. The worse their hand is, the more they feel the need to bluff with huge raises of facebook chips. They watched a video on youtube about how to bluff in texas holdem and they believe they’ve mastered the most difficult maneuver in poker in 10 minutes of study. This particular breed of donkey can be distinguished by their nervous “chatter” in the chat box, something along the lines of “GO AHED AND CALL I DARE YOU” or “I HAVE ACEZ LOLZ!!”.

You’re always begging for facebook poker chips.

Players in Facebook Poker have been known to get their accounts banned for a number of reasons. Swearing at the tables, being abusive to other players in the games, dodging blinds at the tables, using multiple accounts, or even posting photos of your girlfriend dressed as a half naked teddy bear (am I the only one?)

Whatever the reason may be for having your facebook poker chips frozen or your account suspended, it usually ends up coming as a suprise to most players who are horrified to find out they’ve been banned the next time they log into their Facebook or MySpace accounts to play a few hands of Texas Holdem Poker. Are these suspensions the results of totalitarian game administrators hell bent on banning everyone’s account so players will buy more facebook chips (like some people claim on internet forums) or is it just the efforts of game developers trying to keep their virtual environments a safe and friendly place for gamers to have fun and socialize?

Although I’m sure there have been many cases where game administrators overstepped their duties and unfairly banned the accounts of some Facebook Poker players, for the most part, people get their accounts banned because they broke the rules meant to bring order to social gaming worlds. Without a little order, let’s face it, these games would quickly turn into competitions to see who can insult an opponent the most rather than who can win the most facebook poker chips.

Here is what you can do to get your facebook chips back and your account unfrozen:

• Contact the game developers directly and fill out a support ticket. There are millions of players in Facebook Poker games so a little patience is needed until you receive a response. Most developers get back to you in 1-3 days, though sometimes it can take a week or more to get your issue resolved if they have to pull up your account to confirm or disprove any supposed abuses.

• Don’t be a jackass when writing to them. Insulting them won’t get you priority service. And don’t write an essay about your life either, they don’t need to know how you’ve been divorced 6 times, lost all your limbs in Vietnam, or how your mother forced you shave her legs with a dull razor and traumatized you when you were a child. Keep your communication short, sweet, and to the point and be sure to include a link to your profile so they know who you are.

Will you always get your account and facebook poker chips back? Ofcourse not. Some players are just psychos incapable of socializing in the real world let alone a virtual one where they have the advantage of being nearly anonymous. It’s only reasonable that game admins would not want to let some socially malformed players back into the game. If you fit this description, you’d probably be better off microwaving puppies or throwing bricks off freeway overpasses anyway, rather than playing online poker.

Zynga Texas Holdem players can contact Zynga here: Zynga Poker

Playdom Texas Holdem players can contact Playdom here: Playdom Poker Palace

Playfish Poker Rivals players can contact Playfish here: Playfish Poker Rivals

Cook for 10 minutes on High

The easiest players to play against in facebook texas holdem poker are those that are consistent. The ones who always raise with certain hands, fold on other ones, go all in when they flop a flush or straight, etc. A facebook poker player can be  tight, agressive, loose, or any other playing style they choose that wins them facebook poker chips, but when they begin to become too consistent they give away their edge and allow more experienced players to gain too much insight into their poker strategy.

 For example, a good facebook poker player who studies texas holdem strategy extensively and tries to implement it at the tables during tournaments or games might find themselves being outplayed by other players because they’ve read the very same strategy pointers, tips, strategy book and watched the same videos. Once they recognize that you’re a “by the book” player who raises when he should and checks and folds when its statistically optimal, they can use that very same strategy against you to take all your facebook poker chips.

So how can this be countered? It’s quite simple really. “Sometimes” you need to do the oppositve of what you normally would do in any given situation. This doesn’t mean you should be calling raises of hundreds of millions of facebook poker chips with 7♣ 2♥, but if you can change up your normal texas holdem strategy just a little, you can throw off more experienced players from reading your every move and predicting your next one. The best part about the “sometimes” concept is that you only have to use it “sometimes”, meaning just enough times to keep your opponents wondering if “this time” is one of the times you’re messing around with them or whether you reall just flopped a monster hand.

What is multi-tabling in facebook poker? Multi-tabling is simply playing in more than one table, and usually more than 3 or 4 at the same time with the hope of winning more facebook poker chips. This is something that can only be done for online texas holdem games because obviously it wouldn’t be possible for someone to run around to more than one table playing different hands in real life.

What are the benefits of multi-tabling, and can you really win more facebook poker chips by doing it? Is it against the rules in facebook poker? We’ll there is nothing against the rules about playing in multiple tables as you are not violating any of the game makers’ Terms of Service by playing in more than one room at a time. And yes, you can win more facebook poker chips by doing it, as long as you follow a few simple pointers:

- Open a new browser for each additional room you intend to play in and resize it so that it fits onto your screen. If you’re playing in 2 facebook poker rooms place the browsters next to each other, if you’re playing in 4 tables, place the browser windows on top of each other, just as if you were stacking 4 boxes. Never open a new table in the same browser using the “tabs” feature as this will most likely cause your browser to crash and throw you out of the table.

- Firefox handles flash better than Internet explorer does and is much more stable.  You can download Firefox direct from Mozilla.

- Close any programs that aren’t essential. Running multiple games of facebook poker in browsers can strain your computer system’s resources and if you’re chatting it up on MSN while watching clips of Girls Gone Wild on YoutTube at the same time, sooner or later your computer is going to freeze up and crash and eject you from all the tables.

- Forget about chatting in the chatbox. It might be fun to flirt or talk to friends when you’re playing in a single room, but multi tabling takes concentration and focus. Is it worth giving up a hand of a few million facebook poker chips when the timer runs out just to tell the hot girl seated across from you that you wana lick her face? Probably not, and “she” is probably a 45 year old man from Lebanon anyway.

The main advantage of playing in multiple tables in facebook texas holdem poker is that it allows you to see more hands than you normally would, letting you play a greater range of cards in a short amount of time. Any decent and careful player should be able to take advantage of this and use it their advantage to win more facebook poker chips. On the otherhand, if you play like a drunken monkey in heat and have the concentration of a stick you may want to think about passing on multi tabling.

Facebook Poker Chips in Zynga’s Poker Blitz

Game maker Zynga quietly rolled out a new game last month called Poker Blitz, another gaming application that let’s players gamble online with facebook poker chips. Their previous game, Zynga Poker commands the attention of over 20 million online gamers already and Poker Blitz is aimed mostly at that existing fan base of players.

Poker Blitz has very friendly and colorful graphics and an interface reminiscent of their other games like Yoville and Farmville. Once players sign up they’re able to build a character and customize it to their liking before hitting the tables. Gameplay is just like other facebook texas holdem poker games and players are dealt 2 cards with 5 more on the table. And just like in regular poker they’re given the options to bet with facebook poker chips, except in Poker Blitz they’re playing against the dealer instead of other players. Also, the fourth and fifth round of betting have been eliminated, probably for sake of simplifying the game.

There is a win probability display that shows the chances of a player’s hand winning, geared toward helping new players understand hand strength so they learn not to squander their facebook poker chips on hands with low probabilities of winning. In addition to gambling with facebook poker chips, players will soon have the option to customize a virtual home that now is only marked as “coming soon” in the game.

Poker Blitz has more of an arcade style play than a tradition texas holdem game, where players can earn power ups, bonuses, and unlock special prizes that can award more facebook poker chips, luck, or wild card abilities like being able to switch cards with the dealer. Team play will also be available where players can compete in groups for prizes and awards in the game. Poker Blitz is currently in beta with a lot of features yet to be unlocked, so the full gaming experience can’t be enjoyed and these features will most likely be released incrementally by Zynga as they they did with Farmville. The game should appeal mostly to younger folks but I have a feeling that serious players probably prefer Zynga’s traditional no frills texas holdem poker title.

Zynga, the creator of the wildly popular Farmville application on Facebook, denied rumors that it would be switching from a free to a subscription-based model at the end of March. The rumor seems to have originated on the site FarmvilleFreak.com, a fansite for Farmville players who just can’t seem to get enough of the game after playing it for 15 hours a day and feel the need to read it about for another 5 hours, before catching a quick 4 hour power nap so they can get up and harvest their crops before they wilt (am I lying?).

The rumor was probably fabricated as a way to drum up controversy and anger by fan sites, because like they say theres no such thing as “bad publicity”. But most social gaming experts point to a time when the uncharted growth in many of these games will level off or begin to fall, and as game developers scramble to boost the bottom line they may inevitably turn to charging monthly fees to play Facebook Poker, Farmville, or Mafia Wars, much like the creators of World of Warcraft and many other MMORPGs. It might not be as bad as most people think however, as many of us already spend money on so many in game items. Would hardcore facebook poker players shell out say.. $50 per month, for example, if they were given half a million free facebook poker chips every day that they logged into the game, as an incentive to keep coming back? Who knows, but for the time being it appears like it’s not something you need to worry too much about.

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The most frequent comments and emails I receive are probably about facebook poker cheats and whether I know where to find them. The second most common question I get is about facebook poker bots or zynga poker bots and whether they actually exist. As I’m sure you well know by now, a poker bot is an computer program that completely automates the process of playing poker for you, in theory winning you facebook poker chips while you snooze or clean the house or look at online porn (yea we all know about that). They have been in use in real money poker games on the internet for years now, with some people claiming to make be making thousands of dollars a day or week by using them.

Whether or not these claims are true is irrelevant, as there is simply no way to prove or disprove such claims because anyone who uses these programs would never announce it to the world due to the fact that they are illegal on most poker sites and are grounds to have your account banned if caught using them. These poker bots are extremely good at emulating human play though, so it’s next to impossible for sites like poker stars or full tilt to actually catch the bot users. Since there’s a lot of money in for real money bots there’s a big incentive for producing working programs for these games. But what about facebook poker? Would anyone really invest that much time in to such a complex program that can only win zynga poker chips?

Apparently there is or was a working facebook poker bot at one time that players could download and read about at http://www.botage.com. While I don’t know whether it works the way it claims to, I guess it answers the questions of whether or not someone would really spend the time to make a working facebook poker bot. It probably doesn’t work anymore and I don’t advocate using or downloading bots for poker games anyway, so anything on that site is meant strictly for entertainment or educational purposes.

The Social Phenomenon of Facebook Poker

Your average texas holdem player would be surprised at the massive number of players playing Facebook texas holdem poker every day. Most real online poker sites could only dream about having so many players at their tables. More than 12 million poker fanatics play consistently on Facebook. Think that is amazing? Around 200,000 people are playing at any single time. Not only that, they’re actually buying fake, or “play,” facebook poker chips in order to crush the competition. But what’s the goal? It’s to be the best, of course; to eventually win enough facebook poker chips, zynga poker chips, or myspace poker chips to gain a spot on the top player list.

In case you’re wondering why so many people are investing real money in return for facebook poker chips, be aware that it’s Facebook after all. It’s a social site where you stay in touch with friends and family. So, it may be out of sheer boredom, or just the love of poker that draws so many people into such a money sink. Maybe it’s even the fact these fake zynga poker chips are way cheaper, and are less of a liability, than real cash chips. Some people love poker, but they can’t, or don’t, want to risk losing massive amounts of money.

Another big draw of Facebook poker is the nightly cash games—just like friends would have in real life at each other’s houses. What’s great is you don’t even have to leave your house (or get dressed, for that matter.) No wasted gas driving over to play a card game. You also have the chance to meet new people, in turn gaining new contacts. While not having exactly the same ‘feel’ as playing cards with the guys—kicking back some beers or what not—it does act as an adequate substitute that assures a simple cure for boredom.

After adding Facebook poker to your account, you start off with a bankroll of facebook poker chips given to you. You either build upon it, or lose it. If you do bust out, you have a few choices. There’s an option of buying more of these fake zynga poker chips for real money, and there’s the option of either waiting it out—in which Facebook replenishes your facebook chips stock slowly on a daily basis—or signing up for special offers, in which you’ll gain chips by installing different Facebook applications. But no matter what you choose, it’s about as profitable as playing solitaire.

Facebook texas holdem poker is incredible for beginners. They don’t have to suffer the heartache of losing an untold amount of hard earned cash on their first excursion into the world of poker. It’s like a fish tank in which they can hone their skills before diving into the shark infested waters of real cash games. And the best part, they can do it with the support of their friends. Anxiety free poker is wonderful when you’re only playing with facebook poker chips.

Facebook poker isn’t going anywhere—people love it. It’s a risk free investment that won’t have you attempting to explain to your loved one why you lost this month’s rent. This playground for beginners can also build a foundation for a possible poker career. People can test the waters and decide if they like the game or not. If nothing else, it’s a great way to stay in touch with old friends while also occupying the mind.

Facebook Texas Holdem Poker

The many faces of Facebook Poker Chips

If you’re reading this then you undoubtedly already know just how popular of a game Facebook Texas Holdem poker has become over the last few years. The combined games have tens of millions of monthly users from every part of the world who come together in online poker rooms to duke it out for facebook poker chips. The players at any given table may not speak the same language, they may not have spent the same currency to buy their facebook poker chips, and they may live thousands of miles apart in different corners of the globe, but the one thing they do have in common is a gamer’s drive, a competative spirit, and ofcourse, a love of texas holdem poker.

The popular of this beloved online game has spawned many different developers to try their hand at creating a facebook poker application. Perhaps each successive one will never grow the size and popularity of the first developers to hit the scene many years ago, but each one offers subtle differences that may interest poker players enough for them to give it a try.

Zynga Poker Poker Chips

Zynga poker chips are used in the Zynga Texas Holdem Poker application created by the Zynga Gaming Network. This was one of the first, if not the first application to hit the scene a few years ago and became wildly popular in a short amount of time, benefiting from the near viral growth of social networking sites like Facebook and Myspace. Anyone who joined facebook or myspace eventually received an invitation to start playing Zynga Poker whether they wanted to or not.  Unless you blocked the application completely, you probably ended up giving in and playing a few hands with your free zynga poker chips.

Playdom Poker Palace Chips

Playdom’s Poker Palace was probably the second game to hit the online texas holdem poker scene a few year ago. Playdom, who has been at odds with Zynga Game Network in the past over similarities of gaming titles such as Mafia Wars and Mobsters offers a similar suite of popular games such as Sorority Life and Tiki farm that appeal to the same gaming base as facebook poker. Playdom’s brand of facebook poker chips and game interface differs slightly from that of Zynga’s, each having their own unique set of options, customizations and quirks.

Playfish Poker Rivals

Playfish offered their own version of facebook poker chips earlier this year with a quiet rollout of their Poker Rivals application. While Zynga and Playdom released games that slightly differed from each other, Playfish went ahead and revolutionized their entire interface, relying heavily on sharp graphics and extreme customization of player profiles down the clothes they wear and the one liners they can shout at the table. There is even an option to pound your fists on the table or wave them around in the air and adjust your sitting position to try and psyche out your opponents in the game.

Glamble Poker Chips

Glamble poker is a smaller texas holdem poker game that was introduced this year, released by an independent developer rather than a social gaming company. While their interface and options seemed rather standard and mundane, they different from other applications in that they gave new players millions of glamble poker chips rather than the customary few hundred or few thousand facebook poker chips that zynga, playfish, and playdom gave out before them. Their motto “glamblers play it rich” was geared towards players who wanted to see what it felt like to play with a million or even tens of millions of facebook glamble poker chips right from the get go. While this seemed to attract players during the games critical promotional release period, it quickly led to chip inflation which spiraled out of control, with players winning billions, hundreds of billions and even trillions of glamble poker chips within a short period of time due to the sheer influx of new players each starting the game with millions of their own chips.

Gambino Poker Chips

The latest arrival to the facebook texas holdem poker chips scene is another release by an independent developer, proving that you don’t need millions in startup capital just to make a facebook poker game. Gambino Poker promises to offer a less intrusive poker game that lets players gamble with their gambino poker chips without annoying popups and unnecessary gifts and promotions clouding up the game. Their motto “poker as it should be” suggests that their target player is one who is exhausted by the constant bombardment of in game flash animations and promotions that distract from the essence of the game. Their interface is simple yet straightforward, with a cool inner city gangster motif to it, with very little if any flash animations.

]]> http://howtobuyfacebookpokerchips.com/2010/06/the-many-faces-of-facebook-poker-chips-zynga-playfish-glamble-playdom-gambino/feed/ 1 http://howtobuyfacebookpokerchips.com/2010/01/do-facebook-poker-players-play-farmville/ http://howtobuyfacebookpokerchips.com/2010/01/do-facebook-poker-players-play-farmville/#comments Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:54:56 +0000 admin http://www.howtobuyfacebookpokerchips.com/?p=419       Here’s a satirical parody from Toby Turner about Zynga’s Farmville game on Facebook and how much time players devote to this game. I guess it rubbed him the wrong way, someone should get this man some facebook poker chips.

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